ME:

I was born in Norfolk, and probably had the best view of my life in that hospital room.

I am a Pisces born to two people with water-phobias, which seems most unfair.

I lived near Virginia Beach for 21 years and did not get to the actual Virginia Beach oceanfront until I was 17.

Combined with other things, all this set the pattern for spending my life 1) different and 2) annoyed. This has not changed.

THE NAME:

Comes from here and from the arsenical buns in here. “Our cynical…”? Get it? Please?